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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Obviously NOT Tree-Huggin' Hippies

My sons enjoying the Garden Railway display.

Frak a trial. These people should be caught, hung, and then shot.

That pretty much summed up my feelings after the division received a report of a vandalism at The Morris Arboretum last night. The Arboretum is in the swanky Chestnut Hill section of Philadelphia - one of the few places left where you don't have to dodge bullets a la Neo - and in addition to the trees and sculpted bushes, includes a really neat-o outdoor electric train display. The family went there last summer - primarily so the kids could watch the trains - and we all had a terrific time.

And this is why I am so pissed off.

According to the Director, at least three people - my guess would be punk teenagers - drove three Club Carts around the property, knocking down a sheep sculpture, seriously damaging three magnolia trees, and wrecking the displays and bridge to the Garden Railway.

Total damage value: $20,000.

Total non-monetary damage: Two distraught children who happen to love trains.

Please, Jesus, let me find the bastards that did this.

7 comments:

  1. And please God, let these hoodlums lose their balance and "fall down" repeatedly.

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  2. Fm - Um, "accidentally." Yeah, that's right.

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  3. Well of course. You don't think I would suggest that someone do something untoward, do you?

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  4. That's a shame. Yeah...this doesn't make the news. Is this covered by insurance or will they have to raise funds for repairs?

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  5. I went there with my (now ex) girlfriend last year. Loved the train stuff.

    ...shame a bunch of a**hats had to ruin it though.

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  6. I think FM said it all:)

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  7. OMG, your boys are absolutely beautiful, Wyatt. They have faces that should grace television screens and magazine everywhere. Gorgeous.

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