That Thing Got A Hammy?

With all due respect to Big White Hat, I am laughing my arse off about this story:

IRVING, Texas - Terrell Owens reaggravated his left hamstring injury when he returned to practice last week for the Dallas Cowboys and almost certainly will miss his third straight preseason game.

"It's frustrating, but it's not where I need it to be to play and perform like I need to," Owens said Wednesday. "So at this point, I'm going to be smart about it."

Asked if he could play if this was the regular season, Owens said, "I doubt it, not the way I need to play."

As The Simpsons' Nelson Muntz would say, "HA, HA!"