Friday, September 15, 2006

Bush Whacked

By now you must have heard that some jerkass producer has created film that depicts the assassination of President Bush. The film is creating its own little swirl of controversy, but realistically, who is going to pay money to see this? Personally, I wouldn’t, and I can think of at least ten topics more deserving to see the light of the silver screen.

Top Ten More Entertaining Film Ideas Than Bush’s Assassination

10. French military victories (obviously a short film).
9. Fmragtops: The Movie!
8. John Kerry's true war stories.
7. Two hours of RT's limericks.
6. Rosie O’Donnell eats herself to death.
5. Sex With GOP And The City.
4. Bill Clinton “polling the electorate.”
3. A Day With Paris Hilton: In 3D!!!
2. Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot.

And the number one more entertaining film idea than Bush's assassination is . . .

1. Helen Thomas getting a high colonic.

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