Well, it's time again to purchase our one-way tickets straight to hell. Luckily for me, it'll be a dry heat. What are ya gonna do? It's all in the name of funny. Sorry Mr. Irwin!
Top Ten More Likely Demises Than A Stingray Attack
10. Drowning in Rosie O'Donnell's fat rolls.
9. Looking directly into the Ark of the Covenant.
8. Strangulation by Slinky.
7. Throat slit by a former NFL running back.
6. Bagpipe explosion.
5. Blood loss from SYLG's biting sarcasm.
4. Donkey stampede.
3. Rubbed out by an Amish hitman.
2. Catching an STD from Helen Thomas.
And the number one more likely demise than a stingray attack is . . .
1. Being run over by a Corvette Stingray.
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