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Sunday, September 10, 2006

Sports Shorts

Saturday was the greatest day of sports in recent history. To wit:

Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye! Tony Stewart finished 18th in last night’s NASCAR race at Richmond International Speedway. The pathetic showing eliminated Fat Bastard from the Chase for the Championship. Better luck next year, jerkass!

Who to root for? Notre Dame swabbed the deck with Penn State in a battle of my two least favorite college football teams. The only downside to the Nittany Lions’ defeat is that Michigan has to face the red hot Irish next week.

Here’s proof that being a fabulous babe does not necessary guarantee talent. Did anyone hear clips of Indy Car driver Danica Patrick singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” at the Cubs game this week? I wasn’t sure if she was singing or being stretched on a medieval rack.

Oh, and speaking of fabulous babes, the luscious Maria Sharapova won the U.S. Open. (Insert gratuitous Maria photo here.)

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