God, I Miss Pelle Lindbergh!

It’s difficult being a Flyers fan. It is even more difficult living in a city chock full of Flyers fans. This team couldn’t win a pee wee tournament at this point. Hey, that gives me an idea!

Top Ten Things More Likely Than A Flyers Championship

10. The Democrats implement a draft.
9. Britney and K-Fed get back together.
8. Deathlok posts again.
7. Nirvana gets back together.
6. Fmragtops writes a post without using the word “impale.”
5. O.J. Simpson holds a book signing in Mississippi.
4. JimmyB endorses Hillary for President.
3. John Kerry marries a woman for love.
2. Glenn Reynolds links SYLG.

And the number one thing more likely than a Flyers championship is . . .

1. Playboy asks Helen Thomas to pose nude.