People I Hate

It's the day after a holiday, so my bile is limited this week. Enjoy!

Black Friday Shoppers

Sorry if you fall into this category, but in my humble opinion, you people are morons. As we were driving home from Thanksgiving dinner tonight (at 8pm), we passed the local Best Buy. There, in the cold and pouring rain, were a large group of people camping out for the early morning sales. What the hell are you camping out for, and extra $5 off your purchase of cable ties? Jackasses. Oh, and why does it have to be "Black" Friday, anyway? Racist bastards.

Indiana Congressional "Candidate" Steve Osborn

Steve Osborn must be related to Norman and Harry Osborn, because ol' Stevie Boy is certifiably insane. Osborn, a Libertarian running against political kingpin Dick Lugar (as if that's his real name), is calling for a recount of his congressional race. This wouldn't be a big deal, save for the fact that Osborn lost to Lugar by over a million votes! Are you kidding me, Osborn?

"I'll have more comments after the counts are done," he told The Times of Munster.

The only recount that anyone should be calling for should deal with Osborn's brain cells.