Well, since it appears to be impossible to post an Excel spreadsheet on Blogger, this summary will have to do. Of course, without the sheet, we cannot see Commish's (read: Deathlok's) whacky logos. Oh well, here's the current standings as of this morning.
1. Louie the Lock (156 points). This rat bastard is leading the league thanks to smoke, mirrors, and a slew of Buffalo Sabres. Lou has four of these toads - Briere, Drury, Afinogenov, and Numminen - on his roster, and lucked out with Buffalo's red hot start to the season.
2. OtherKev (144 points). OKev is my friend from Arizona - the one who put up my family in his home for a week. After a superb draft, OKev pulled off the deal of the century; wrangling Alexander Ovechkin from The Bagder. Together with Jaromir Jagr, Ovechkin is putting up boku points for the Arizona punk.
3. Tie: Team Pinchy (137 points), Ant (137 points). Since Deathlok (Team Pinchy) hasn't blogged in a million years, he must be focusing all of his energy into the FHL. He and Ant - the only Canadian in the league - are tied for third, thanks to a great draft by both. Ant, a lunatic Devils fan, only picked up three of them this year. Unfortunately, one of them was 27-point goalie Martin Brodeur.
5. Team Sean (131 points). Deathlok's brother Sean (and his co-owner/son Sean) started out hot . . . until Buffalo goaltender Ryan Miller got hurt. The team recovered in time to still be in the thick of things, thanks to Jason Spezza's 25 points.
6. Tie: Grimjack (128 points), The Badger (128 points). After Badger's blockbuster trade with OKev, he made a trade with Vinnie Antonelli. His newest players - Patrick Marleau and Kari Lehtonen - are now carrying his once pitiful team. Grimjack is being carried by Teemu Selanne's 30 points, and Marty Turco's 25.
8. Tie: Wyatt (127 points), Rob (127 points). Yeah, my team sucks rocks. I blame the slow start (24 points) by "phenom" goaltender Miikka Kiprusoff. Of course, if my defense could point the biscuit in the basket, that would help matters. Rob, on the other hand, has a lot of average point scorers, but no one who is really lighting the lamp. Thus, he is sharing lousy real estate with me.
10. Fish (125 points). Fish has 30 points from Michael Nylander, and 16 from Lubomir Visnovsky . . . and little else. His defense reeks, and his goalies blow. That pretty much sums it up.
11. Vinnie Antonelli (115 points). Speaking of blowing, Vinnie's team is pure, unadulterated garbage. His top scorer is his goaltender (J.S. Giguere) with 31 points, but his second best player has a mere 20 points. Not good. Funny, because Vinnie was betting anyone who would listen that he would win this thing. He will . . . if a plane crash takes every other GM out.
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