People I Like

Since it is only three days before Christmas, even I couldn’t post an edition of People I Hate today. Well, I could, but that wouldn’t be an example of the Christmas spirit. And away we go.

Donald Trump

How can you not like this guy, especially after his verbal bitch slap of that fat obnoxious cow Rosie O’Donnell? O’Donnell ripped The Donald for forgiving Miss USA, and then went on another of her idiotic tirades about how Trump is hardly the “moral center” of any issue. Trump, never one to back down from a fight, ripped back, calling O’Donnell “ugly on the inside and out,” a “loser,” and a “slob.” Now, that’s funny! It’s about time someone put that annoying piece of detritus in her place.

The Duke Lacrosse Team

Okay, I specifically mean the three players who were accused of rape in March.

"DURHAM, N.C. - The district attorney dropped rape charges Friday against the three Duke University lacrosse players after the stripper who accused them changed her story again. But the men still face kidnapping and sex charges that could bring more than 30 years in prison."

Surprise, surprise, the victim changed her story yet again. Let's see: she changed the number of attackers, she changed her overall story about a dozen times, and there was no DNA match on any of the accused. All the while, the players have maintained their innocence while their lives are being destroyed by an incompetent North Carolina District Attorney. Sure, these kids aren't angels, but if the players end up being vindicated - which I believe they will - I hope they sue everyone in sight.

Ingrid Vandebosch

AKA Mrs. Jeff Gordon. Do I really need an explanation?