Who Wants To Have Some Fun?

Let's have another edition of Q&A! I have been suffering from a severe case of "Lack of Funny," so hopefully this will do the trick. Just leave your questions in the comments section, and I'll have your answers by Friday night. Most every topic is fair game . . . except police work. I'm a little burned out with the job as of late.

Well, don't just stand there; get crackin'!

UPDATE: Your answers will take a little while longer, since I almost forgot about the Psychedelic Furs concert tonight. Most of your answers will be posted by Monday. Promise!