Some of this stuff just writes itself.
WASHINGTON - Congress convened Thursday with Democrats in control of both the House and Senate for the first time in a dozen years. House Speaker Nancy "The Skull" Pelosi proclaimed herself the most powerful woman in the country. Somewhere, Hillary Clinton and Ryan Seacrest asked themselves, "What about me?"
Somalis, and Ethiopians engage Islamic extremists. Great plan. How are they gonna shoot them if they disappear when they turn sideways?
Fox cancels "The O.C." Damn. First The Fat Boys break up, and now this. Well, if I start to miss seeing Peter Gallagher, I can always make a pancake face in his likeness . . . and use anchovies for the eyebrows.
Leonardo DiCaprio earns two SAG nominations. Hmm, I thought Britney Spears' post-natal body would be the front runner for those. Ick!
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