A Humpday Caption Contest!

Wow, itÂ’s been over a year since I last held a caption contest. And it seems to work for GOP and the City and Cowboy Blob, so what the hell? Besides, any time you can make fun of the Pennsylvania State Police, it's a good day. Submit your captions in the comments section, and the winner will be announced on Friday afternoon.

Update: Here are the top ten entries:

10. As models of efficiency, the PSP are patrolling PA's roads faster than they can be built. (NMTHHC)
9. Traffic was closed for hours on the PA Turnpike today as film crews began work today on Police Academy 12. (Deathlok)
8. Apparently, just one more Krispy Kreme could hurt. (Roland)
7. "That's the last time we let Wyatt Earp borrow one of our patrol cars." (Mox Argon)
6. New speed trap is a complete success. (Dr. Phat Tony)
5. The AAA annual survey of national road conditions came out today; PA still ranked at the bottom with the worst roads. (Groovy Vic)
4. Pennsylvania's State Police are the first in the nation to attend the Buford T. Justice high speed pursuit course. (John D.)
3. Attention: It has been brought to our attention that certain officers have been drinking alcoholicbeveragess and then writing their names in wet cement, using their issued vehicles. This will not be tolerated as the misspellingss detract from law enforcement's reputation. (Dragon Lady)
2. Philly's finest sabotage Troopers highway takeover bid! (Captain Den)
1. You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in some cement in Pennsylvania. (The Man)