Cheater, Cheater, Possum Eater!

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I almost can't blame Waltrip. He stinks, so he might as well cheat!

Michael Waltrip's crew chief and team director were thrown out of the Daytona 500 and suspended indefinitely Wednesday because an illegal substance was found during inspection for the season-opening race.

Waltrip, docked 100 points, will be allowed to participate in Thursday's races that determine the field for NASCAR's biggest event of the year.

David Hyder, his crew chief, was thrown out of the garage and fined $100,000. Team director Bobby Kennedy also was kicked out.

NASCAR officials would not reveal what they found in Waltrip's intake manifold, but a person with knowledge of the investigation told The Associated Press it was a form of jet fuel.

"I don't think this is anything that we've seen in the recent past,'' said competition director Robin Pemberton. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Here's a glimpse of how bad Michael Waltrip is: even with the alleged jet fuel in his manifold, he only managed the 25th fastest time in practice! This moron can't even cheat right!