It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

Unless, of course, your choice of spreads is Peter Pan. That's right, the boy who never grew up now has a problem more perplexing than puberty: salmonella.

OMAHA, Neb. - ConAgra Foods Inc. told consumers to discard certain jars of Peter Pan and Great Value peanut butter after the spread was linked to a salmonella outbreak that has sickened almost 300 people nationwide.

Lids of jars with a product code beginning "2111" can be returned to ConAgra for a refund, the company said. (H/T - Yahoo! News)

The after effects of diarrhea and vomiting should probably not be returned for a refund.

P.S. - Randal wanted me to post the Family Guy video link. It's here.