This Is My Idea Of Com-e-dy!

While waiting for the Gatorade Twin Duels at Daytona to begin, I was surfing Yahoo! and found yet another story about decaying D-List celebrity Anna Nicole Smith. As I was reading about the battle over her corpse - that's right - I picked out three quotes that had me rolling on the floor in laughter.

But, I have a warped sense of humor.

During the debate over where the body should be held, this little gem was uttered:

"California has no need for the body of Anna Nicole," said James Neavitt, an attorney for Howard K. Stern, one of several men claiming paternity of 5-month-old Dannielynn.

No, but when she was alive, he body had a need for the population of California. And New York, and Hawaii, and . . .

A lawyer for Smith's mother then was quoted as saying the following:

"No one should go about touching Anna Nicole," Rale said.

Yeah, that has been done to death.

And finally, leave it to the coroner to jump upon the double-entendre:

As the dispute unfolded in court, Broward County medical examiner Joshua Perper filed an affidavit Tuesday urging the prompt release of the body, warning that "any further delay would result in destructive changes to the body." (H/T - Yahoo!)

The cosmetic surgery, breast implants, and rapid weight loss/gains, however, had no effect.

I swear to God, sometimes this stuff writes itself.