People I Hate

I got home from hockey this morning at 0230, and had to be in court at 0830. Suffice to say, I'm all tired and cranky. Let's begin, shall we?

Weather Forecasters

I refuse to call these toads "Meteorologists." That would be akin to calling me a "Criminal Investigative Specialist." Here's a little sampling of the impending doom that was expected in Philadelphia today: Tuesday: "It looks like we'll be seeing a few inches of snow, from Thursday evening into Friday morning." Wednesday: "This storm should cause havoc late Thursday, and all day Friday." Thursday: "We should expect an inch or so of snow, followed by freezing rain and flurries all day Friday."

As I was driving home from the hockey game last night, I saw a flurry here and there, but I figured I was missing the massive blood-curdling storm that was fast approaching. When I woke up this morning, however, it was SUNNY and about forty degrees outside. No snow. No rain. No intelligence in our crack weather forecasters. Let's face it, even while surrounded by millions of dollars worth of equipment, these people don't have a friggin' clue. I would have more respect for them if they came out and said, "You want the forecast? Look out your bloody window!"

Spamming Prick Bastards

Yeah, I borrowed some of Pandy's "sentence enhancers." Sue me. In the past day and a half, I have received about fifteen spam Haloscan comments. And this does not include the regular spam comments I receive from RT. Heh. I don't know how they're getting in, but I want to terminate their originators with extreme prejudice. I have banned them and deleted them, but they keep coming back . . . just like RT. HA!!! (I'm kidding, RT. Don't send me hate mail.)

The Idiots Who Think This . . .

"Tyra Banks is fat."

Are you people out of your frakkin' minds??? Just because a woman doesn't slip through a crack in the floor doesn't mean she's a fatty fat fat fat. In fact, I would prefer Tyra over these skinny crack-whore pigs like Kate Moss any day of the week. Oh, and idiots, for the record:

Rosie O'Donnell = Fat. Tyra Banks = . . .

Giggity!