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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Beeteljuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

It looks like Fm's comment on this post conjured up Liz Hurley. And not in a good way . . .

"Elizabeth Hurley married an Indian businessman in a private civil ceremony at a 15-century castle, and photographers and spectators descended Saturday on this quiet town in western England to catch a glimpse of their lavish wedding party. Gloucestershire County Council confirmed that Hurley and Arun Nayar married Friday at Sudeley Castle in Winchcombe, 125 miles west of London." (H/T - Yahoo!)

Yep, Liz is getting married - and not to Fm. Heh. Details are scarce, but SYLG's foreign correspondents have uncovered a few info tidbits. For instance:

* Hurley married an Indian businessman in hopes of inheriting his vast maize empire. No one had the heart to tell her that her new husband was a Slurpee Indian, and not a Casino Indian.

* Former beau Hugh Grant was in attendance with a disheveled, unidentified woman named "Kandy Kain."

* The event was catered by Wolfgang Puck, who was ordered to wash his hands every thirty seconds by armed militiamen, what with that Hepatitis A scare, and all. It appears that even the English don't like English food.

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