People I Hate

Man, this flu must have fried whatever tiny brain cells I had left. I completely forgot that Thursday is the new PIH day. My apologies. I toyed with the idea of writing a PIL - People I Like - to counteract my snarky posts this week, but then I couldn't find three people to blog about. People suck. Prince Frederic von Anhalt This guy was one of the ten million people who claimed to be Anna Nicole Smith's - she's still dead, by the way - "baby's daddy." And as if that piece of gold digging wasn't enough, Freddy is now filing a defamation lawsuit against Bill O'Reilly for ten million dollars - that's one dollar for every man who claimed to hold a ticket to the Golden Sperm. Why is he seeking such a high award? Well, read what that cad O'Reilly said about him! "Look, this guy's a fraud," O'Reilly said, according to a transcript of the show posted on the network's Web site. "We know he's a fraud. But let's — what I want to talk about is — he's done. His credibility is — is finished." Wow. Sock it to him, Fritz! Since the show aired, von Anhalt said people give him dirty looks when he goes to the grocery store. (H/T - Yahoo!) Um, Freddy, that has nothing to do with Bill O'Reilly's remarks, believe me. Dope. Fidel Castro Unlike ANS, Fidel is not dead; at least as far as we know. But Castro comes from the Old School, where the Soviets told us that Yuri Andropov was simply "sick," three years after his death. Now, according to the truth detectors in Cuba, Castro is "in 'perfect shape' to run for re-election to parliament next spring, the first step toward securing yet another term as Cuba's president, National Assembly head Ricardo Alarcon said Thursday." (H/T - Yahoo!) The picture above was taken in January - months after Castro's death. I mean, look at this toad. He's already worm food, people! Just officially die and leave the world alone, will you, El Presidente! It's enough, already! Then again, he still looks better than Hillary "Her Thighness" Clinton. Kobe Bryant Poor Kobe is upset that people are calling him a dirty player. Boo hoo. "It's insulting," Bryant said before the slumping Lakers flew to Denver for Thursday night's game against the Nuggets. "I don't need to be a dirty player. That's just ridiculous. I'm not a dirty player - never have been, never will be." It's insulting, I know. It's not like someone accused you of forcing a hotel employee to have sex with you against her will. You would have been fine with that, right? "I don't want the image of being a dirty player," he added. (H/T - Yahoo!) I agree, Kobe. Just hold on to your image as an accused rapist. That suits you much better.