Simon Says, "You're A Cheap Shot Artist"

In case you haven't seen it yet, this is how the New York Islanders' Chris Simon recently said hello to the New York Rangers" Ryan Hollweg.



Nice, huh? This is what Simon said after he received his 25-game suspension:

"I want to apologize to my team and Islanders fans everywhere. My actions Thursday night played a major part in our team losing a crucial game."

Maybe it's me, but I don't see where he apologized to Ryan Hollweg, the man he slashed across the face. Simon is and always was a no-talent goon. Considering this sneak attack, Simon is also (in the immortal words of Randal Graves) a "puss-aah."

Retire Simon, and don't come back, for the good of the game.