BUMPED! Weekend Caption Contest

Come With Me If You Want To Limp Contest
(Source: Yahoo! Sports)

Caption this photo in the comments section, and I'll announce the winners on Monday. Seriously. No early closings this time, I promise. Photoshops are also welcome.

Other Current Contests:
Blogs4Bauer
Cowboy Blob
GOP and College
Rodney Dill

Top 10 Entries:
10. "I present to you, our governor, your friend, and terminator of all that's conservative, leaning on his socialist crutch . . . Ahhhhhnold!" - Sssteve
9. "I got this during the shooting of Terminator 8. GET TO THE CHOPPER! OW, MY LEG!" - Grim
8. "Anyone up for a four-legged race?" - RT
7. "For all you bastards who didn't think I had a leg to stand on." - Dragonlady
6. We were told that only evil could come of crossing a man with a wheelchair. WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!!! WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED!!!" - Damian G.
5. "Hasta la vista, conservatism. I've got my socialist crutch now!" - Pam
4. "It's like my third leg, it's so big." - The Anti-Hippie
3. "If you piss me off, I'll show you it's also a flamethrower." - CHSW
2. The Crutchinator. - Rodney Dill

WINNER! "I'll be back . . . eventually." - The Man