1500: My weight on the moon . . . in pounds!
1500: Amount of guns owned by the CUG.
1500: Times I pimped Deathlok and Denny.
1500: Man hours I ignored my family in favor of blogging.
1500: Dollars (per hour) I would require to watch Rosie O’Donnell and The View.
1500: Times Sssteve participated in the weekend caption contest without a win.
1500: Times the words “asshat” and “jerkass” were used in posts.
1500: Times I flirted with Pandy, Rachel, and Uber combined, to no avail.
1500: Amount of posts I thought weren’t good enough to post.
1500: Times I thanked my loyal readers. Actually, we had better make that 1,501. Thank you all very much for your continued support!
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