Ninth? Are You F**king Kidding Me?!!!

A survey released today listed America's top 25 worst cities for road rage. Astonishingly, my home town of Philadelphia was only listed 9th. Ninth. That's a f**king disgrace!

MIAMI - For the second straight year, rude Miami drivers have earned the city the title of worst road rage in a survey released Tuesday.

Miami motorists said they saw other drivers slam on their brakes, run red lights and talk on cell phones, according to AutoVantage, a Connecticut-based automobile membership club offering travel services and roadside assistance. (H/T - Yahoo! News)

This is bullsh*t! There is no way in hell that those pogues in Miami are angrier than we are. Cripes, we have hourly drive-by shootings in this town. You can set your God-damned watch by them! Miami is chock full of bikini babes, lush palm trees, and endless sunshine. Philadelphia? Our streets are lined with crack dens and $5 whores. Try looking at that on a daily basis and see if you're not a little perturbed!

Ninth place? AutoVantage, you can kiss my city's ass!