Support Your Local Gunfighter: Worst Finale . . . EVER!

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January - February '07

"The best thing to come out of Philly since . . . who are we kidding, nothing good comes out of Philly." - The Man, GOP and the City

"Sharpshooter, still beats salad shooter in 2 out of 3 gunfights. - Rodney Dill, Outside The Beltway

"Stalking Uber since 2005! Now with more racism!" - JimmyB, The Conservative UAW Guy

"Boosting the demand for brain bleach." - Fmragtops Spews

"After more than a year of reading SYLG, I am once again pregnant. I'm not saying there's a connection, but it is a bit suspicious." - Daisy, Dorkelina

"Keeping the streets of Philly safe; one cheesesteak at a time." - RT, Public Pondering

"Proof that if you keep hitting 'refresh,' you too can reach 50,000 hits." - Sssteve, First With Flair

"The Jim Dangle of Philly." - Tyler D., .45-Caliber Justice

"Wyatt Earp proves that there's an upside to blindness." - Remulak MoxArgon, The Moxargon Group

"SYLG: Because Jack Bauer can't be everywhere - especially not in Philadelphia." - Cowboy Blob, Cowboy Blob's Saloon

"The puck stops here." - InsoluBlog

"SYLG: Bitching and moaning since June, 2005." - Pam, Blogmeister USA

"As a blogger, he's one hell of a detective, but as a detective, he's one hell of a blogger!" - Miriam, Miriam's Ideas

"If his gun doesn't kill you, his humor will." - Dragon Lady, Dragon's Den

"SYLG: Where Rosie (O'Donnell) and Helen (Thomas) go when they want to be 'shot' by a man." - Joe Cool

"Hitler would be proud of you." - Sean Connor

"You have no honor!" - Robert Frederick

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Worst Finale . . . EVER!

Well, 24 wrapped up Day 6 in a neat, tidy package. The two-hour finale was terrific . . . until the last ten minutes or so. As a contributor at Blogs4Bauer, this may sound like heresy, but we blog about 24; we do not carry water for it. With that in mind, I decided to offer some alternatives to the schmaltzy ending we all had to suffer through. Hell, anything could have been better than THAT baloney, right?

The Top Ten Better Ways To End Day 6

10. Show footage of Milo Pressman's autopsy.
9. Al Gore rambles on about the consequences of a nuclear strike.
8. Marilyn Bauer serves Jack with a paternity suit.
7. Jack comes to the realization that his man-purse is really gay.
6. Chloe spends an hour paying her bills online.
5. Jack's mom arrives in time to kill Phillip Bauer with a swizzle stick.
4. The B4B contributors cameo as "Dead Henchmen #1-9."
3. Jack leaves work early to get a head start Memorial Day.
2. A drunk Jack Bauer eliminates Cheng by vomiting on his shoes.

And the number one better way to end Day 6 is . . .

1. Jack strangles Audrey while bedding Nina Myers' corpse.

Labels: 24, Blogs4Bauer

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