Harry Potter Mania!

With the release of J.K. Rowling's final installment of the Harry Potter series, and the success of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Potter Mania abounds. Luckily, I have uncovered some secrets from the new book. Enjoy!

The Top Five Secrets of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

5. Hogwarts School does not allow black students.
4. Ron Weasley was expelled for abusing his "magic wand."
3. Dumbledore only wishes he was dead: he's spending time in Cleveland.
2. Hermione Granger? Post-op transsexual.

And the number one secret of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is . . .

1. Harry Potter has perfect eyesight. The glasses are a fashion statement.