Libby, Libby, Libby, Is A Free Man, Free Man, Free Man!

The nation, and indeed, the world is abuzz with President Bush's controversial decision to commute the sentence of former White House aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby this week. Right-wing wackos are dancing in the streets, while left-wing libtards are calling for Bush's execution. Either way, it opens up the comedy door for yours truly.

Top Ten Reasons Libby's Sentence Was Commuted.

10. Someone had to wipe that smug look off Joe Wilson's face.
9. Libby has photos of Bush dry-humping Candy Crowley.
8. Valerie Plame co-writes for "Lil' Bush."
7. Ann Coulter suggested it to Bush in a wet dream.
6. A confused Bush thought Libby Dole's "Thank You" would be hot.
5. Libby was reprogrammed to kill the Oval Office mice.
4. Bush felt imprisoning an entire city was inhumane.
3. Face it: it's fun to piss off Hillary Clinton.
2. Bush thought he was freeing "Scooter" from The Muppets.

And the number one reason Libby's sentence was commuted is . . .

1. Libby is the only one who knows the combination to Bush's diary.