Luck Be A Lady Tonight

What are the odds that in less than a week, we would enjoy 7-7-07, 7-11, and now, Friday the 13th? It's like being a schizophrenic with OCD. Good luck, good luck, bad luck . . . When does it end? Although the day is just about over - nothing I can do about that, I was working - it's still a good time for another Top Ten List.

BTW, if you're sick to death of these, ignore this post, and submit an entry in the Weekend Caption Contest!

Top Ten Things You Should Avoid On Friday The 13th

10. Buying an axe, a chainsaw, and a spear gun.
9. Actually marrying an axe murderer.
8. Listening to First In's new soundtrack.
7. Impaling a black cat on a broken mirror.
6. Going to sleep. (Elm Street residents only.)
5. Having sex at Camp Crystal Lake.
4. Having sex with Cindy Sheehan.
3. Walking the streets of Philly (Good advice any day.)
2. Stepping on a butt crack.

And the number one thing you should avoid on Friday the 13th . . .

1. Walking around town sporting your new goalie mask.