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Apparently, Deathlok thinks it's okay to keep vital concert information from me and my friends. For this, he will be disciplined and disciplined severely.

Captain America's family is spending the rest of the summer in Germany. (Maybe they'll get drunk and invade Poland?) Thus, he is home alone. I believe the first of 30 keggers begins tonight at 9pm sharp.

The Weekend Caption Contest results are up. Check 'em out here. Or, um, scroll down a bit.

And finally, the actress playing the new Bionic Woman is Michelle Ryan. Yummy!