You've Got To Ask Yourself One Question

"Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya . . . punk?"

For those of you who partied too hearty during the holiday, today is Saturday, July 7th, 2007. Numerically, the date reads 7-7-07, and many superstitious types think today may be their lucky day. Of course, the zero throws the whole thing off, so the luckiest day ever was probably July 7th, 7 A.D., but that's splitting hairs.

I won't begrudge anyone who is looking for a little luck, but the fact of the matter is today is just another day. But, if you're one of those folks who refuse to accept the obvious, here's a little reminder . . .

The Top Ten Signs Today Is Not Your Lucky Day

10. You're reading this idiotic Top Ten List.
9. You've just won Cleveland Browns season tickets.
8. Uber wants you . . . to babysit her cats.
7. You've been asked to go hunting with Dick Cheney.
6. Captain America needs you to guest blog for him.
5. Even Paris Hilton won't sleep with you!
4. Publisher's Clearing House said you've got no shot.
3. You've been asked to guest host The View.
2. You're name is Boris Said.

And the number one sign today is not your lucky day . . .

1. You are married to a woman named Hillary.