Borg Makes Return After Six-Year Absence

Oh. My. God! The Apocalypse is here!

Do you know what this means? It signifies the end of this planet as we know it! We will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!! MoxArgon, will you please save us?!!!

My fellow Earthlings, I cannot stress the magnitude of this news enough. The Borg will annihilate our planet and eliminate the human species. We must take up arms against our intergalactic aggressors! We must join and fight!! We can never surrender!!!

Oh, what's that? The article was about former tennis star Bjorn Borg? Hmm.

Sorry about that, everyone. My bad.