This would only happen to me, maybe Deathlok, and this guy . . .
Woman Rejects Ballpark marriage Proposal
You know things are wrong in Astro-land when even a wedding proposal can't go off smoothly.
During Monday night's 7-0 loss to the Nationals at Minute Maid Park, a fan failed in his public attempt at asking his girlfriend to marry him, the Houston Chronicle reported on its Web site.
With the couple on display on the stadium's jumbotron, the male fan got down on one knee to present the ring. The woman, wearing a replica Astros jersey, appeared to dump a bag of popcorn on the man before hastily making her way up the stairs amid a chorus of boos, the newspaper reported. (H/T - FOX Sports and RT)
To quote Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber, "Man, you are one pathetic loser!"