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Man says wild sex caused SUV accident

MOSCOW, Idaho - A 22-year-old carnival worker blames two friends having sexual intercourse in the back seat of his car for an accident in which his Chevrolet S-10 Blazer struck a telephone pole.

[Joshua] Frank told Moscow Police Department officers that he was driving the vehicle near downtown early Saturday while a man and woman were having sex in the rear of the vehicle.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Frank told authorities that the actions of the pair in the back caused the Blazer, which "was top heavy anyway," to become "tippy" and lose control. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Carny sex. I an overcome by so many snarkastic comments that I can barely contain myself. To wit:

• In his defense, Frank's friend said the girlfriend wanted to get "f**ked silly."
• Frank's Chevy was not the only thing that "struck a pole."
• Before the amorous session, the couple enjoyed their own "ring toss game."