Make Love, Not Work

Finally, after screwing the voters for years, Russian politicians are letting the voters take a crack at it.

ULYANOVSK, Russia (Reuters) - The governor of a central Russian province urged couples to skip work on Wednesday and make love instead to help boost Russia's low birth-rate.

And if a woman gives birth in exactly nine months time -- on Russia's national day on June 12 -- she will qualify for a prize, perhaps even winning a new home. (H/T - Drudge)

In a related story, Glen Quagmire recently obtained his updated passport.

"Giggity, giggity, giggity!"