Drop The Puck!

Is it possible to not be a fan of University of Kentucky hockey?

Although the NHL season officially started last week in England of all places, the rest of the league is set to premier tonight and tomorrow. Thus, I will soon be in my happy place. Since I can't play for a while, watching my favorite sport is almost as good. So, in celebration of tonight's festivities, I pulled out a top ten list.

The Top Ten Good Things About The NHL

10. Even no-talent losers like Rod Brind'Amour can make a team. Heh.
9. Those frogs in Quebec pouted as the Colorado Avalanche won the Cup.
8. There's nothing hotter than a chick in a hockey jersey (see photos).
7. You can't throw an octopus onto a basketball court.
6. Like NASCAR viewers, NHL fans anxiously await a Zamboni accident.
5. It's David Puddy's favorite sport. And he's a face painter.
4. The word "puck" lends itself well to double entendre slogans.
3. Unlike other sports, the NHL's "shootouts" do not involve gunplay.
2. There's always the chance you'll catch a player's tooth after a fight.

And the number one good thing about the NHL is . . .

1. Cold ice + hot babes = fun viewing for the guys.