Guaranteed To Make You Vomit

Oh, my eyes! I'm blind, I'm blind!!! And, after reading this story, you will be, too.

Sure, politicians always appreciate a warm welcome when they appear on daytime TV talk shows. But the welcome House Speaker Nancy Pelosi got today on ABC's chick TV show "The View" was more than warm - it was downright steamy.

Even before Pelosi walked on stage to take her seat at the round table, the show's moderator, Whoopi Goldberg, and its co-hosts - with former news anchor Barbara Walters leading the pack - started flirting with the speaker's husband, Paul, who was seated in the front row.

Yes, Whoopi implicitly acknowledged, she'd like to do Mr. Pelosi - but she might take his wife while she's at it. "I would do her as well. But we should wait on that because you're still in office, I don't want to cause a problem." (H/T - The Sleuth)

Oh yeah, Nancy Pelosi is hot! Every time I think of her, I can't stand up for an hour.

Can you believe this pandering? I always knew Whoopi was the worst kind of uber-liberal scumbag - she is a huge supporter of convicted cop killer Wesley Cook - but this love-fest is just too much. I mean, Pelosi is about, what, 200 years old? And her husband is no spring chicken, either. But, yet somehow, both Barbara Walters and Whoopi want to hump them? Please.

I hope this menage a gross happens . . . and all three die of simultaneous heart attacks.