People I Hate

Happy Thursday, everyone! After a little vacation last week, PIH is back and ready to get nasty. Let's get ready to nun-ble!!!

Jimmy Carter
It's a widely-held belief that Carter was a less-than-stellar President. Unfortunately, a lot of people that were willing to cut the guy some slack changed their minds after he went insane. I'm kidding. He's not really insane, but he does some things that make you wonder. Like here, for example:

KABKABIYA, Sudan (AP) - Former President Carter got in a shouting match Wednesday with Sudanese security services who blocked him from a town in Darfur where he was trying to meet with refugees from the ongoing conflict.

The 83-year-old Carter walked into this highly volatile pro-Sudanese government town to meet refugees too frightened to attend a scheduled meeting at a nearby compound. He was able to make it to a school where he met with one tribal representative and was preparing to go further into the town when Sudanese security officers stopped him.

"You can't go. It's not on the program!" the local security chief, who only gave his first name as Omar, yelled at Carter, who is in Darfur as part of a delegation of respected international figures known as "The Elders."

"We're going to anyway!" an angry Carter retorted as a crowd began to gather. "You don't have the power to stop me." (H/T - Breitbart)

Actually, Jimmy, they did have the power to stop you in the form of an AK-47. Ya know, if Carter had stones like these when he was President, maybe Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his cronies wouldn't have gotten away with the Iranian Hostage Crisis. Dope!

Danny Bonaduce

Can we please just call this guy "Bona-douche?"

LOS ANGELES - Former "Survivor" contestant Jonny Fairplay filed a police report Wednesday, alleging that Danny Bonaduce threw him and knocked out his teeth during an awards show.

The battery report was taken by police shortly before 2 a.m. at a Hollywood hospital where Fairplay was treated and released, Officer April Harding said.

"He had one tooth broken, another tooth missing from his gum line and two other teeth that were loose," she said. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Okay, two questions:

1. Why would anyone in their right mind invite Danny Bonaduce to an awards show?
2. Since Bonaduce attacked this guy for no reason, can we just sentence him to death?

Howard K. Stern

Why won't this scumbag just go away? I don't even like the famous Howard Stern, so you can imagine how I feel about this toad.

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Howard K. Stern, the lawyer and former companion of Anna Nicole Smith, has filed a $60 million lawsuit against the author and publisher of a controversial book about the late actress for libelous claims.

The lawsuit says former U.S. television news anchor Rita Cosby's book "Blond Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death," details false claims including that Stern had a sexual encounter with Smith's former boyfriend Larry Birkhead and exploited her February death. (H/T - Yahoo!)

Howard K. Stern exploiting Anna's death? Really? I disagree. I mean I don't remember ever seeing him on the TV, in the newspapers, or on the radio ranting about Anna . . .

Oh, never mind.

Personally, I think Stern exploited Anna, her children, family, and friends all for the glorification of his massive ego. If a court finds in favor of Stern, the justice system in this country will be irreparably damaged.