. . . and we're gonna steal your stuff before throwing feces at you!GUWAHATI, India (AFP) - Troupes of monkeys are out of control in India's northeast, stealing mobile phones and breaking into homes to steal soft drinks from refrigerators, lawmakers in the region have complained.
"Monkeys are wreaking havoc in my constituency by taking away mobile phones, toothpastes, sipping coke after opening the refrigerators," Hiren Das told Assam state's assembly.
He said the primates were "even slapping women who try to chase them". (H/T - Yahoo!)
People in India have no sense of humor. I searched this entire article, and I couldn't find one person who said, "Get your filthy paws off of me, you damned dirty apes!"
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