Teach Your Children Well

Because when they get to Temple University, all bets are off . . .

Outgoing Philadelphia Mayor John Street will enter the world of academia when he leaves office in a couple of months.

Street has been named an adjunct professor of political science at Temple University. He'll teach two undergraduate courses on urban politics and policy during the spring term, which begins in January. (H/T - 6ABC)

Sources told SYLG that the topics of discussion include, but are not limited to the following:

• Graft. It just sounds better than corruption.
• Public Schools: What's the point?
• Eluding Government Surveillance.
• Using an iPhone to check your city's homicide rate.
• How the let your "brothas and sistas" run your city.
  

Wow. If you listen closely, you can almost hear Vinnie Antonelli tearing up his diploma.