There's Always Room For Jell-O

One of the golden rules around these parts is this:

Whatever you do, don't get on Randal Graves' bad side.

Apparently, one of Randal's co-workers didn't get the memo.

An unapologetic sarcastic genius, practical joker, and breaker of balls, Randal has zero tolerance for insufferable fools. And Philadelphia Eagles fans are at the top of his list. Don't get me wrong; Randal likes the Eagles fine enough, but he despises the militant fans. You know the ones. The drunken idiots who paint their faces, start fights in the stands, and tell you that the Eagles are either "the worst team in the history of the NFL" or "Super Bowl bound" depending upon the score of the current game.

Randal's co-worker is one of these militant fans. After bragging about the "Iggles" for a few weeks, Randal had enough. So, when the co-worker wasn't looking, he "borrowed" the man's miniature Eagles helmet. Randal held on to it for a little while until he could spring his trap. And what better occasion than after Sunday night's Eagles-Cowboys game.

Randal purchased some Dallas Cowboy blue Jell-O and whipped up a batch. However, before pouring the gelatin into the mold, he placed the mini Eagles helmet into the bottom of the bowl. Chill and serve!

Here's the finished product, after he presented it to his co-worker. (Click to embiggen.)

Bravo, Mr. Graves. This is your finest hour!