Happy Birthday, Jenn The Librarian!

Today is Jenn the Librarian's birthday. You may remember Jenn as the poor soul who is stuck dating my friend, The Badger. She has to deal with his gangly features, his disgusting, smelly feet, and his obnoxious, retarded friends.

That's where I (and Vinnie and Fish) come in. We like Jenn because she usually doesn't treat us like the morons that we are, but also because she has a Michelle Trachtenberg (left) look going on. Nice. Actually, and more importantly, we like Jenn because she treats The Badger like gold.

So, we reward Jenn with lavish gifts - like lame blog posts in her honor - and tons of respect, not only because she makes The Badger happy, but also because she can get certain chubby hockey players autographed copies of interesting books. Heh.

Happy Birthday, Jenn!