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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Scientists Turn Cockroaches Into Zombie Slaves

You have got to be kidding me! Was DragonLady behind this?
Israeli scientists have figured out how to turn cockroaches into zombie slaves.
Good plan. Forget about curing cancer, wiping out AIDS, or finding a miracle diet pill for fatties like me, let's remake Night of the Living Dead!
They're replicated the mysterious power of the jewel wasp, also known as the emerald cockroach wasp, which incorporates the cockroach into its reproductive cycle in a most gruesome way.
Is its reproductive cycle more or less gruesome than that of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?
Most parasitic wasps paralyze their victims, but the jewel wasp's sting mysteriously leaves a cockroach able to walk, yet robbed of all free will.
Yeah, we can do that with humans, as well. It's called MARRIAGE!!!
The wasp leads the zombie roach back to its lair, lays an egg in the poor creature and then lets the wasp larva eat the roach alive from the inside out. (H/T - FOXNews via RT)
Hey, I'm getting hungry. Who's up for some Chinese food?

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