John Edwards: What, Me Worry?

John Edwards is funny. His pretty boy look, his smug attitude, and his lame platforms lend itself to good comedy. He's like Dennis Kucinich, if Dennis had a shot in Hell to win the nomination. Now that Dennis has gone back to his home planet, I need to find someone funny for this week's article at Family Security Matters.

Enter John Edwards.

It’s been a rough week for John Edwards. First, he was virtually ignored during Monday’s Democrat debate, while the Hillary and Obama Show rolled merrily along. Edwards kept raising his hand and yelling, "Ooo, Ooo, I know this one!" to no avail. Then, he spent Tuesday night with David Letterman talking about his issues . . . until Dave mussed his perfectly coiffed hair. It took his highly paid personal assistant hours to get it back into "plastic mode." Combine these bumps in the Road to the White House with numbers that sag like Helen Thomas, and you have a recipe for disaster.

Luckily, there is still hope for the former Senator from North Carolina, but he will need to embrace some drastic measures. Here are a few ideas to get him started:

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