I think Obama's supporters are right. He is The Second Coming. The Second Coming of Neville Chamberlain! With that in mind, I present this:
Top Ten Barack Obama Defense Initiatives
10. Military megaphones to politely ask al Qaeda to be nice.
9. Michelle Obama will only approve weapons that make her "proud."
8. Flintlock rifles will become the American weapon of choice.
7. American flags will be replaced with Earth flags.
6. To deter missile defense ideas, Star Wars films will be banned.
5. The new Secretary of Defense? Cindy Sheehan.
4. Goodbye Raptors, hello SPADs!
3. The U.S. military will be disbanded and reassigned as meter maids.
2. An impenetrable American Maginot Line will be constructed at once.
And the number one Barack Obama defense initiative is . . .
1. All assault rifles will be loaded with flowers instead of bullets.
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