An Important Message For Idiots In Arizona

Are you an idiot? If so, do you live in Arizona? If you answered "yes" to these questions, then you need to read this important information. Apparently, the citizens of Arizona are receiving an absurd e-mail from the dumbest phishing scheme ever devised. Here is the actual e-mail (sent to me from Rachel):

To help the government fight the funding of terrorism and money laundering activities, Federal law requires all Arizona Federal Credit Unions and Credit Unions to obtain, verify, and record information that identifies each person who has an account, including investors in transactions for which we act as advisor.

What this means for you:

If you are a member of any Federal Credit Union or Credit Union in Arizona please provide your name, social security number, address, date of birth, financial information and/or other information that will allow us to identify you. We may also ask to see your driver's license or other identifying documents.

Please follow the link below to continue:

Dear people of Arizona, I realize that it gets insanely hot in your state at times, and what with the tarantulas, scorpions, and the Arizona Cardinals, life can be pretty miserable. However, if even one of you fall for this scheme, you deserve to lose every penny you have ever saved.

That is all.