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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Introducing The Banana Guard

You can't make this stuff up, folks. I truly don't know whether to be amazed or disgusted, but apparently, this is a legitimate product with a legitimate purpose.

This is taken directly from Wallbike:

The Banana Guard allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect banana anytime, anywhere.

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed. The Banana Guard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.

The NEW design is more rigid and features a new closure, pictured left. (H/T - RT)

Um, okayyy . . . Is it just me, or do these Banana Guards look a little like, um, well . . . Never mind. Of course, the company would be wise to not include words and phrases like "fit the vast majority of bananas," "to facilitate ventilation," and "rigid" if they wanted to be taken seriously. Heh, heh, "rigid."

God, I am such a juvenile. Feel free to make make sarcastic, sophomoric remarks in the comments section.

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