It's Bill Belichick's Answered Prayers
|Fear not, Patriots fans: the citizens of Nicaragua think your team won the Super Bowl! Unfortunately, U.S. Senator Arlen Specter (Idiot - PA) is already conducting an investigation into the "rigged" t-shirts.|
MANAGUA (Reuters) - Shirts and caps proclaiming the victory of the New England Patriots -- when the American football team actually lost the latest Super Bowl -- have ended up in the hands of poor Nicaraguan children.
They certainly are the winners. Well, they are winners compared to the Pats. Heh. Maybe Nicaraguan television can air a commercial of Tom Brady saying he's going to "Contra-Disney World?"
The funniest part about this story is this: considering our sad excuse for border security, these shirts and caps will be in America before the month is out.