Where else would you expect a troll to live?MIAMI, Florida (AP) -- The state of Florida is trying to dissolve a community of sex offenders living under a bridge that includes a gym, kitchen, living room and two dogs.
The men have lived under the Julia Tuttle Causeway for a year. They say limited money and strict local ordinances make it nearly impossible for them to live anywhere else.
But state officials are telling them to leave.
"We're urging them to find a residence. We want them to be able to reintegrate into society," said Gretl Plessinger, a spokeswoman for the Florida Corrections Department. (H/T - CNN)
They've got a gym? Neat! Cripes, I'm a detective and I don't have a home gym!
Look, I understand that these toads have a difficult time morphing back into society. However, who's fault is that? If they had been able to control themselves (and Mr. Winky), they wouldn't be in this predicament in the first place. The trolls aren't going to find any sympathy for them here. Maybe they should move to the People's Republic of California?
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