What Not To Do

Here's an example of "What Not To Do" - especially if your name is Mrs. Earp.

Do not call your husband at work, at 7:30am, unless you are actually in labor!

The missus called to make sure I wasn't involved in the nasty car accident sprawled across my normal driving route. I wasn't, but I did manage to get up and start for my jacket when I thought I was getting "The Call."

Thanks for the heart attack, dear.