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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

No Endorsement From ManBearPig?

Al Gore refuses to endorse either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. And he's totally serial.

(CNN) – He's the most prominent Democrat yet to take a side in the presidential election, but two sources close to Al Gore tell us not to expect the former vice president to endorse either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama any time during the primary season.

The sources say Gore talks with both Clinton and Obama, and is on good terms with both. But with Sen. John Kerry and Bill Clinton both aligned to a candidate, Gore has a role to serve as the neutral elder statesman in the party. (H/T - CNN)

Can you believe the ego on this guy? There are two things wrong with this story. First, Algore is a prominent Democrat like Amy Winehouse is a tea-totaler. Gore's days as a mover and shaker within the party are long gone. Unfortunately for him, no one told Algore. Second, the only reason Gore is refusing to bestow his "sacred" endorsement on anyone is because he is afraid to (yet again) throw his support to another loser. If that happens, he will fall off the face of the political map. He's already hanging on by the tip of Chile.

Don't sweat Gore's indifference, folks. (Sweat; that's a global warming joke, people!) No one, not even die-hard liberals, gives a rat's ass about what Algore thinks anymore.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go rev my SUV until my entire neighborhood is beneath a deadly smog cloud.

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