Monday, April 14, 2008

Britney Spears Involved In Auto Accident

It's official: today is the slowest news day in the history of man.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Britney Spears triggered a minor accident on a freeway in Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley on Saturday evening, but no one was injured and no tickets issued, a California Highway Patrol official said.

The 26-year-old pop singer, whose career has been buried under an avalanche of personal and health problems, rear-ended a car in stop-and-go traffic after she failed to stop her Mercedes in time, said CHP Officer Patrick Kimball.

The rear-ended car, driven by a man identified as "J. Flint," in turn pushed forward into another car, the CHP collision report said. The driver of the third car observed no damage, and drove off, the CHP incident report said. (H/T - Yahoo!)

In other news deemed unworthy of coverage, the President was assassinated by the Vice-President, alien invaders have destroyed the moon, and Jessica Simpson appeared nude in Playboy Magazine.

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