Weekend Caption Contest

Wrong Turn Caption Contest (Source: Reuters) Original Caption: An unidentified artwork, showing a crashed car in the pavement, is pictured on display at Berlin's 'Potsdamer Platz' square, April 14, 2008. Other Current Contests: Blonde Sagacity bRight&Early Cowboy Blob Right Pundits Rodney Dill RT WILLisms Photoshop Entries: - B.C. Top Ten Entries: 10. When the car came off the assembly line, he was hoping to be a Rolls Royce Phantom. Sadly he wasn't so he just opted for the suicide doors! - Maggie Mama 9. After a night of "socializing" Ted Kennedy mistakenly takes "the helps" vehicle and heads towards home, he unfortunately missed the river by 15 yards. - Web 8. Caution: Female Drivers Parking - Smite A. Hippie 7. Caution: Really Big Magnet Under Roadway - Dorkelina 6. That's German Engineering! (Not a crumple on the car.) - Cowboy Blob 5. The Clinton Campaign as Art. - Jim 4. B.C.'s Photoshop 3. Apparently the paparazzi will follow Britney into the depths of hell to get a photo. - RT 2. Having mastered parallel parking, Joe goes to work on his vertical parking skills. - The Man WINNER! - Having run out of explosives, al Qaeda starts catapulting cars into the civic centers of major European cities. - Paradise Driver